fluffypenis's definitions

Parents

The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit

My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.

by fluffypenis June 25, 2014

candy

cocaine for kids

i just ate candy and now i feel like im on cocaine

by fluffypenis September 12, 2014

MTWTF

Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?

i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.

by fluffypenis September 26, 2014

Jobby

A hobby that is your job

My jobby is masturbating.

by fluffypenis June 22, 2016

Type A Pooper

Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule

Bob is a Type A pooper. He always has to go at the same time every day.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

Type B Pooper

Somebody who's shits are not aligned to a schedule. They shit at random times. This is the most common time

Lisa is a type b pooper. She does not shit on a schedule.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.

So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies

by fluffypenis August 13, 2017