fluffypenis's definitions

Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product

Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.

by fluffypenis June 26, 2018

Womber

Someone who was in their mother's womb when 9/11 happened. A very elite class of people.

Dylan's a womber. He was in his mother's womb when 9/11 happened. He was born 3 months later.

by fluffypenis March 1, 2019

Type A Pooper

Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule

Bob is a Type A pooper. He always has to go at the same time every day.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

russian street racing

A suicidal game consisting of driving on the wrong side of the road at full speed, usually at night. Typically, the brake lines are cut beforehand to prevent cheating or pussying out. Participants begin by entering the wrong side of a freeway or major street using an off ramp, and drive as fast as they can, swerving in and out of traffic. The winner is the last person remaining, or whoever reaches a set point in the road first. Use of the shoulder, center lane, or other surface not usually used for driving is prohibited.

Vlestenov: Hey Kovmar, wanna play some russian roulette?
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!

by fluffypenis March 5, 2019

Lunix

A mentally challenged Linux

Son, you computer is retarded. It has lunix.

by fluffypenis August 25, 2018

Jobby

A hobby that is your job

My jobby is masturbating.

by fluffypenis June 22, 2016

Thunderstrike

When engaing in a debate and a person says something so outlandishly stupid, incoherent, or contradictory, that their opponent is left utterly speechless and dumbfounded. Usually used as a last last resort by somebody who's losing a debate and who knows his premise is invalid.

They don't want to debate. All they want to do is thunderstrike you.

by fluffypenis June 1, 2019