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Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.
So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies
by fluffypenis August 13, 2017
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Parents

The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit
My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.
by fluffypenis June 25, 2014
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russian street racing

A suicidal game consisting of driving on the wrong side of the road at full speed, usually at night. Typically, the brake lines are cut beforehand to prevent cheating or pussying out. Participants begin by entering the wrong side of a freeway or major street using an off ramp, and drive as fast as they can, swerving in and out of traffic. The winner is the last person remaining, or whoever reaches a set point in the road first. Use of the shoulder, center lane, or other surface not usually used for driving is prohibited.
Vlestenov: Hey Kovmar, wanna play some russian roulette?
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!
by fluffypenis March 5, 2019
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Lunix

Son, you computer is retarded. It has lunix.
by fluffypenis August 25, 2018
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Jobby

A hobby that is your job
My jobby is masturbating.
by fluffypenis June 22, 2016
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Thunderstrike

When engaing in a debate and a person says something so outlandishly stupid, incoherent, or contradictory, that their opponent is left utterly speechless and dumbfounded. Usually used as a last last resort by somebody who's losing a debate and who knows his premise is invalid.
They don't want to debate. All they want to do is thunderstrike you.
by fluffypenis June 1, 2019
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Womber

Someone who was in their mother's womb when 9/11 happened. A very elite class of people.
Dylan's a womber. He was in his mother's womb when 9/11 happened. He was born 3 months later.
by fluffypenis March 1, 2019
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