mowatt

Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.

Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.

mowatt by ss May 13, 2005

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moatti

From Jews in North Africa, Moatti is also spelled also written Moati, Moatty, Moaty. This means "one who gives" (mu `aTi). It is a common French Surname/Last Name.

Person 1 (Gloating) : My middle name is Moatti, and it means to give.
Person 2: Didn't you steal candy from a baby last week.
Person 1: Well... Yeah

Person2: If it really means "to give" why are you so selfish?

moatti by Pheramoans August 9, 2018

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moatter

A wonderful, beautiful GODDESS. she is so slay and has good taste in just about everything. mess with her, and you will be jumped by a group of big black men. she is protected by allah.

"I LOVE moatter. she can eat panipuri off my chest"

moatter by Kami/Kai August 13, 2023

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Mowat

A universal slang term used to describe any sense of emotion or action. Generally used in conversation between two people looking to conceal the topic of their discusion.

"Yo, you nukkas wanna go back and mowat?"

"Oh yeahhh, when I was poudin' her I was like ohhh, mowat mowat!"

Mowat by J "Mr. Mowat" Bizzle August 10, 2008