Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.

Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.

"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."

by mr-cant-steal-your-girl October 29, 2020

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake

Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big

by SkiBang April 7, 2022

MR Stark I don't feel so good

What one says when you know you fading away into dust due to the fact a purple douchebag gathered up all the infinity rocks brought to the galaxy by the big bang.

Mr Stark I don't feel so good , I don't feel so good.........
Brian: Yo this movie is so sad.
Raúl: Holy shit this movie is kinda better than Shrek 2.

by Mexican Thanos be like Órale June 3, 2018

Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.

Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.

Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*

by wankmasta November 6, 2004

Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...

That moment when you find yet another cause of your crippling depression.

Peter Parker (my smol bean whom I will forever love):Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...
My dumbass: biTCH FIGHT ME
*gets yeeted across titan by thanos’ purple ass

by Mysadlilass November 4, 2018