schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

£

Geto "F" that the British use to insult people who don't know that it stands for "F"

Brit: That'll be £20.

Yank: Thanks

Brit: lol. fuck you!

by Wankmasta April 13, 2005

Zero

Dave Croteau's even more bad ass and slightly insane alter ego. zero will h4x0r t3h w0r7d.

Zero you're such a dumbass
doo i so already know that
see dave croteau

by wankmasta October 31, 2004

Omniloathe

v : To find repungent in all possible ways,conditions, and variances.

"All Communists omniloathe joy."

The original Wankmasta (i.e Me) omniloathes this imposter Wankmasta.

by Wankmasta June 24, 2005

Geto "F"

Contrary to popular belief, this is the true meaning of the symbol £.

3 Geto "F" plus 4 Geto "F" equals 7 Geto "F"

by Wankmasta April 13, 2005

Wankmaster

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Molinify

1. To make any given object, task, or idea marked by moderate simplicity unecessarily complex for no apparent reason

3. To complexify

2. To put emphasis on unambiguously superflous details

I molinified the phrase "Show me the money." Now it's a five-page essay being graded on the proper use of the £

I just took a shit. Now I am going to eat it, smell it, listen to it, squish it in my hands, observe it, and look at its chemical composition. Then I think I'll write an essay about the pigments in it. Then I'll expound on it dispite the fact that it is utterly insignificant. Hey! I am going to molinify it!

by Wankmasta April 13, 2005