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Mr. Mister 

A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.
It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.
Mr. Mister by Tied4last November 21, 2019

mr.mister 

a person that's dumb as shit but can be fun to be around and he doesn't give a shit about anything
I'm a Mr.Mister, nittle nittle nittle.
mr.mister by R34P3R1 May 14, 2019

Mr mistake 

When you make the same mistake dating the same guy over and over again like you just don't know why it's not looks it's not penis size its not good sex but you keep going back thinking something has changed.
P1: girl I told you he's Mr mistake.
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
Mr mistake by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits).... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....