stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.
She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.
by Tied4last January 03, 2020
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Mr. Mister

A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.
It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.
by Tied4last November 22, 2019
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