Definitions by Tied4last

stolen colon 

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.

stolen colon by Tied4last January 3, 2020

Mr. Mister 

A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.

It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.

Mr. Mister by Tied4last November 21, 2019