2 definition by Tied4last

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A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.

It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.

by Tied4last November 21, 2019

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.

by Tied4last January 03, 2020