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Mr. Kill 

Noun.

Someone who can take out an entire gang of people in 5 minutes or less. Their weapon of choice is usually a gun or any edged weapon.
Female Mr. Kills are known as Mrs. Kill or Ms. Kill

Some famous Mr. Kills are:

Rich Evans
Chuck Norris
Rick Moranis with a gun
John Rambo
Doom Guy (also known as the Doom Slayer)
Guy 1: Dude! I just wiped out a battalion of Somali Pirates!

Guy 2: Dude, you've just achieved the status of Mr. Kill.
Mr. Kill by HorseJerky1776 December 10, 2019
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Mr T Killer 

A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.
"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy

"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy

"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy

"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy
Mr T Killer by slayingopher November 4, 2010

mr. silent killer gas passer 

Probably the most funniest song out there made by Budweiser, and even though it's only like a minute long, it's still worth listening to
this song never gets old

Mr. Killeen 

Hey that a photo of ou' boi Mr. Killeen???
Nah man, that's Mr. Clean.
Wait...dey b da same!
Mr. Killeen by Mr.Mueller August 27, 2017
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