Mr. Handy
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Mr. Rodger's handy
Mr. Rodger's handy by Steel mill rat July 25, 2019
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Mr. Handy • Mr. Rodger's handy • Mr Handyman • Mr. Hand Towel • Mr. Glad-Hand • Mr Brown Hand • Mr.Krabs • mr t • mr • Mr Producer
Mr Brown Hand
A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.
Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.
Mr Brown Hand by ManOfFire March 19, 2009
Mr. Glad-Hand
Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
Mr. Glad-Hand by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011
Mr. Hand Towel
A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.
An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.
Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!
Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.
Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D
Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.
Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.
Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!
Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.
Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D
Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.
Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.
Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
Mr. Hand Towel by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011
Mr Handyman
the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA
Mr Handyman by handywoman June 30, 2011
Mr handcock
Mr handcock is a hard working man who loves his friends but has a dark side.... he is extremely gay at night, like a werewolf his gay side comes out at night.
Mr handcock by pussyclater12 May 15, 2022
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026