Mr. Handy

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.

Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!

by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023

Mr. Rodger's handy

where you receive a hand job while the one giving the hand job wears a puppet on their hand.

Hey Bill how did your date go last night? It was good that chic gave me a Mr. Rodger's handy!

by Steel mill rat July 25, 2019

Mr Brown Hand

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

Mr. Glad-Hand

Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."

Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.

by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011

Mr. Hand Towel

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.

Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!

by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011

Mr Handyman

the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA

I remember when i was so horny i got a Mr Handyman and never forgot ;)

by handywoman June 30, 2011

Mr handcock

Mr handcock is a hard working man who loves his friends but has a dark side.... he is extremely gay at night, like a werewolf his gay side comes out at night.

That kid chobey is a right mr handcock

by pussyclater12 May 15, 2022