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mr gibbons 

my maths teahcer last year *sighs* i love him and always will. He enjoyed putting on nail varnish and stroking someones hair and being a general perv! Oh how he wont be missed! *sighs again*
* Mr Gibbons in a high pitched voice* BEEEEP! (cant put her name in!) how was yor holiday? can i stroke your hair now?
mr gibbons by HannahDudey! November 10, 2008
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Mr Gibbins

A teenager trapped in a 50 yr old body who thinks it's cool to hold erroneous contrarian beliefs, because he craves attention and wants to feel special, because his parents never loved him.

TL;DR: The Flat Earther of World of Warships.
Person 1: Hey have you heard about the new CV? Mr Gibbins said it's really shit.
Person 2: Don't listen to him Timmy, he's the flat earther of WoWs.
Mr Gibbins by WGPhysics March 24, 2021

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026