Mr Right 

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

Mr Right by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Mr./Ms. Right 

Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.

I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!

Mr./Ms. Right by urbane gorilla July 20, 2005

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

Mr. Almost Right by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Mr. Right For Me

Kind. Smart. Funny. Sincere. Protective. Passionate.

Lover of my soul. My missing piece. Over Achiever. Tender. Giver. Amazingly, deep to his core, good. A Beautiful heart. My partner. My bestfriend. The one who I have always missed since the day I was born.

I know he's not perfect, but he's Mr. Right For me!

Mr. Right For Me by Cardwella October 20, 2012

Mr. Right 

The asshole you are married to.

How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?

Mr. Right by rperazag May 16, 2010

Mr. Right 

Your dream man. Could be anybody.

Tiffany: Omg, Rachel, I swear to you I found my Mr. Right today.

Rachel: Lucky. I'm still on the lookout.

Mr. Right by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

Mr. Right 

The perfect man, someone intelligent, handsome and strong, without trying.

Everybody says they want him, but they really don’t.

Totally single, because girls prefer bad boys.

“Will you choose Mr. Right ?”
“Not really, I prefer bad boys”.

Mr. Right by Ephemous November 26, 2017