Mr potato head 

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.

I love Mr potato head

Mr potato head by Me donation January 4, 2021

mr.potato head 

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features

look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be

mr.potato head by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005

mr potato nose 

When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.

"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"

mr potato nose by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020

Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

Mr. Potato Head 

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

Mr. Potato Head by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

Mr. Potato Head 

The latest victim of cancel culture

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

Mr. Potato Head by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.

"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.

Mr. Potato by M1. Potato June 13, 2016