Brother & Sister having lunch at college:
BROTHER: So, sis, I see you went out with Dick Senormous last night. I have gym with that
dude, and his pecker
head hangs down below the bottom of his towel. So, did you get any action?
SISTER: He tried, but, he'
s Mr. ED bro'; his pecker
head hung DOWN to his knees all night long. I think he needs a penis reduction. I don't think there's enough blood in his body to get that thing up!