Mr Ed 

A huge penis. Named after the horse.

Ron Jeremy has a Mr Ed.

Mr Ed by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

Mr Ed. 

When a guy is hung like a horse

That guy is a regular Mr Ed. All of the chicks want a piece of that 9 inch tool he has in his pants.

Mr Ed. by Phakebox September 2, 2005

Mr Ed. 

The act of taking a plastic bag (with handles) and attaching them over your ears so the bag hangs down without the need of holding. Used primarly for excessive vomiting where you need your hands free. A kind of "hands free" puking device.

"I was so fucked up I pulled a Mr. Ed in the limo"

Mr Ed. by Old Dirty Danny May 5, 2005

Mr. Ed 

Someone who is hung like horse

Damn that guy is a Mr. Ed, all the chicks want want that 10 inch piece he carries in his pants.

Mr. Ed by Phakebox August 30, 2005

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) 

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) by sweetpea April 8, 2004

Mr. ED 

Mr. ED = "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" = a guy who can't get it up.

Brother & Sister having lunch at college:

BROTHER: So, sis, I see you went out with Dick Senormous last night. I have gym with that dude, and his pecker head hangs down below the bottom of his towel. So, did you get any action?

SISTER: He tried, but, he's Mr. ED bro'; his pecker head hung DOWN to his knees all night long. I think he needs a penis reduction. I don't think there's enough blood in his body to get that thing up!

Mr. ED by Adam DeFeather August 17, 2006

Mr. Ed  

Sexual act when you're penetrating a young lady in a doggy style fashion and just as you are about to ejaculate, you reach over and pull the young lady's top lip back exposing her teeth and gumbs while she makes horse-like sounds.

Due to my interest in horses, I had a bitch bend over and gimmie some Mr. Ed while I tore it up doggy style.

Mr. Ed by chatinwitp October 27, 2008