A moanic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.
A moanic could also be the white part of a bird turd.
Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.
*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watchingporn again.
When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.