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Mozambiquend

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When people in South Africa, particularly from the provinces of KwaZulu-Natal or Gauteng, decide on a whim to go to Mozambique for the weekend. (hence the portmanteau).
"what are you doing on friday?" "i don't know...wanna go to maputo?" "bru, we're gonna have a mozambiquend! lekker!"
Mozambiquend by teejles December 1, 2011
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Mozambique Drill

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Also known as the failure-to-stop drill, the Mozambique Drill is two shots (a double tap) to the chest followed by one to the head. While it may sound easy, the maneuver is difficult to perform under pressure. It was named by Mike Rousseau, a mercenary fighting on the side of the Portuguese during the Mozambican War of Independence. Rousseau found himself in a hostile airport, armed only with a sidearm, and turned a corner and bumped into a FRELIMO (Mozambican rebel) soldier. He quickly fired two shots into the chest of the man, and when that did not appear to affect his adversary, Rousseau fired a third round into the soldier's neck, severing his spine. This drill has been performed often in cinema and in video games, one prominent film being Michael Mann's 1995 thriller Heat, where it is performed twice.
When the zombie lumbered towards me, I fired two shots into his chest. When this failed to incapacitate the undead menace, I fired a third shot through his left eye, completing the Mozambique Drill.

Mozambiqued 

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a close quarter tactical method of killing a target with two shots to the chest and one follow up shot to the head. the technique may also be called a triple tap, or failure to stop drill. the phrase was coined by a rhodesian mercenary named Mike Rousseau while he was serving in Mozambique. Rousseau later relayed a story to a gun enthusiast and author named jeff cooper in which Rousseau was fighting in the airport in the city of Maputo. Upon rounding a corner armed only with a 9mm pistol he encountered a F.R.E.L.I.M.O. fighter armed with an AK-47 he quickly fired two shots into the torso of the target, when the target was not immediately incapacitated he fired a third round which hit the target through the neck and severed his spine.
great Shooting two to the chest one to the head" "yeah They got Mozambiqued real good
Mozambiqued by quickdraw407 February 26, 2011

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick 

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The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

Mozambique

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Mozambique - verb, noun. Term refers to a method of semi-ritual murder with origins in the namesake, by three gunshots at very close range. A victim is first shot twice in the chest, then once in the forehead in rapid succession.
Noun- The gangster was executed in a classic Mozambique.

Verb- The Mafia assassin was ordered to Mozambique the gangster before he could testify.
Mozambique by David Sohagi July 3, 2005

mozambiqued 

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A method of killing someone by shooting them twice in the same spot in the chest and once more in the head.
That girl is dead. How? She got mozambiqued.
mozambiqued by Alehandre January 4, 2008

Mozambique

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A shotgun as powerful as a potato gun oftenly found in the online game Apex Legends.
Joe Bloggs- I need a gun bad!
Aaron Crow- Mozambique Here!

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Random player- “Mozambique here”
Chorus of every player in the game “STFU”
Mozambique by Kes Ashley March 19, 2019
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