Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

by Bandylank January 20, 2009