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Mountception 

A mountain within a mountain, a mountain in which the true summit reveals itself from half way up.
Mountception is the worst thing that can happen to an obese person climbing a mountain
Mountception by Jockmchaggis August 26, 2013
A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends
Montico who eats girls toes in his dreams
Montico by Montico December 13, 2019

county mountie 

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.
Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!
county mountie by S McQueen March 18, 2006

Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

county mountie 

Trucker term used to describe local (usually rural) law enforcement, such as a sheriff or deputy, that is not part of a statewide highway patrol law enforcement unit.
Trucker 1: Hey there Eastboud, what'd'ya leave behind ya?
Trucker 2: Westbound, you got a county mountie takin' pictures at about the 112 yard stick.
Trucker 1: Ten-four driver, you're clear all the way to K-town.
county mountie by grizzled March 17, 2006

monticello mn 

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.
Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
monticello mn by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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