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A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress
Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties
by Dean December 11, 2003
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a small pixie-like creature that roams the mountains of Canada. Have been known to attack at random.
i'm going mountie hunting!
by cailín beag July 06, 2003
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Damn people who wear red uniforms and ride horses. Just because they are police officers they think it's okay to not pick up the horseshit they leave on the roads and let innocent peditrians to step into them. CLEAN UP THE HORSESHIT DAMNIT
I was walking downtown and i step on this HUGE pile of horseshit...damn mounties.
by MofoLee February 22, 2004
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A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices.

On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.
"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?"

"I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"
by billybobbobcat October 24, 2011
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An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.
Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!
by George W. Fucker November 08, 2003
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