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Mountaineers 

Nickname of the world famous and world class West Virginia University, also known as WVU. The Mountaineers are by far the best football team in the Big East, winning three straight conference championships (no, Pitt fans, you can't say the same thing, cause Pitt sucks). Also home of the best basketball coach in the nation, John Beilein.
Did you see the Mountaineers destroy Georgia in the Sugar Bowl?

Pittsburgh Panthers are a bunch of whimps, they ain't got no guts. Ask any Mountaineer and he'll tell you that the Panthers really suck!
Mountaineers by WVU_Jay July 2, 2006
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Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.
So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!
mountaineers by proud app alumn January 12, 2008

Mountaineers Knuckles 

Can also be found next to the word 'gnarly' in the dictionary.

The act of a male ejaculating into a females face while she sleeps then throwing a handful of his recently shaven ass hair into her face and letting it dry.
Out of nowhere, Mike decided to give me Mountaineers Knuckles last night.

or

I gave her the messiest Mountaineers Knuckles, it was awesome.

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.
Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

mercury mountaineer 

mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.

The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.

It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle

If maintained properly other wise

It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.

Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri
mercury mountaineer by Blu_leef November 8, 2022

Liquid Mountaineering 

An apparent sport where people try to literally walk on water.

mountaineer 

"I'm a fully qualified mountaineer!"
"Both of you?"
mountaineer by mrwishart July 12, 2020