Motterz
The act of having boring missionary sex with someone you know full well is a chromosome buffet and also looks like Shmuel from the boy in striped pyjamas.
Motterz by Hobo Balcs May 5, 2020
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motherzoned
"You have something on your chin." *wipes it off*
"Aww, you're so nice to me. You could be my mom."
*to someone else* "Dude, he just motherzoned me!"
"Aww, you're so nice to me. You could be my mom."
*to someone else* "Dude, he just motherzoned me!"
motherzoned by aditer March 22, 2013
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motherzucker
motherzucker by Randrage January 14, 2010
motterboat
The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
motterboat by Master Pedro July 26, 2015
matterz
matterz by poooooyrha. March 13, 2009
Motherzuccer
A diety above all motherfuckers. If you manage to get somebody's mom's Facebook about banned, you have become the Motherzuccer.
A: "What the hell, my mom's Facebook account got banned somehow!"
B: "Oh yeah, that was me, I did that."
A: "You Motherzuccer!"
B: "Oh yeah, that was me, I did that."
A: "You Motherzuccer!"
Motherzuccer by haha_Lost Boys April 4, 2019
Mutterzucker
1. Someone who is a sinister 'motherf*cker' just like Mark Zuckerberg.
2. A scam or scheme as devious as Facebook, esp. online scams, computer technology.
2. A scam or scheme as devious as Facebook, esp. online scams, computer technology.
You conned hot swedish models to pay for posting their naked pictures on your website? MUTTERZUCKER!
Mutterzucker by exatron December 6, 2020
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