mosquitos 

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

mosquitos by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

Mosquitos 

Lawyers in insect form.

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.

Mosquitos by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

mosquitos 

The assholes of Nature.

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos

mosquitos by ruffy123 March 28, 2022

mosquitos 

number 1 most annoying thing in the universe

darn these mosquitos

mosquitos by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022

Mosquitos 

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

Mosquitos by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024

mosquitos pee hole 

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

mosquitos pee hole by Limblessless August 24, 2006

Secret mosquitos 

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!

Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.

Secret mosquitos by iiexistential June 21, 2006