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Mosquitos 

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
Mosquitos by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

mosquitos 

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos
mosquitos by ruffy123 March 28, 2022

mosquitos 

number 1 most annoying thing in the universe
darn these mosquitos

Mosquitos 

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"
Mosquitos by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024

mosquitos pee hole 

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.
Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.
mosquitos pee hole by Limblessless August 24, 2006

Secret mosquitos 

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!
Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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