TheBaseliner's definitions

I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it

Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt

by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023

Ooga booga

A stereotypical way of fellow monke communication

Monke1:ooga booga
Monke2:Booga ooga?

by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023

Framing message

a message in any type of social media that have live chats example discord have images that blend in and can frame the message made by the previous messenger

Troll Fig1:*send a photo that has a Framing message after a innocent messenger*
Image: The image shows a stupid looking person with a text balloon that blends in the previous message

by TheBaseliner June 20, 2023

Warnables

A definition used by trial mods in discord
Warnables are people who are breaking rules
Warns are one of the factors used in modstats to get promoted

TM (Trial mod): where are the Warnables?
Member: Damn this trial period should be called "The hunger games"
TM: Dude shut up

by TheBaseliner January 4, 2024

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You are so goddamn bored bored beyond qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
so you try out every combination of the qwerty keyboard that you know

Person1: Goddamit i was so bored at work that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdfmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikkiollopp in the search engine
Person2: i feel ya

by TheBaseliner January 19, 2024

Ooga booga bo oo ooha

An example of smarter monke communicatio
(Stereotypical)
Probably used a few million years before hooman

Monke leader: Ooga booga bo oo oo oohaha boo. Ooga booga bo oo ooha
Monke smort: ooga boogao bo'oh'bohah?
Monke leader: oo?
Stupid monke: Ooga booga Ooba?

by TheBaseliner December 14, 2023

Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024