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McSizzle 

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.
Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.
McSizzle by DaSizzler November 9, 2020

McSizzleDrizzle 

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.
The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”
more of the izzle. instead of more you can use moizzle wich has a tasty groove.
put moizzle syrupizzle on my pancakedizzles.
moizzle by bill January 16, 2004

spandizzle monizzle 

you got a face like a spandizzle monizzle
spandizzle monizzle by Omar Pookhan September 26, 2003

MoBizzle 

Being opposite of bush leauge...Yo. In other words, you don't suck..you actually are "da bomb"
You are so MoBizzle then that Bush leaguer.
MoBizzle by Kelth January 22, 2008

movizzle 

movizzle by hotdog June 5, 2003