Moses's definitions

war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)

Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.

by Moses April 7, 2005

anglo-saxon

The result when 'white' met 'bred'

I'm glad I'm not anglo-saxon...

by Moses July 14, 2004

merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

satoshi tajiri

The creator of Pokemon the anime and the game.

"It's Satoshi Tajiri the creator of Pokemon!"

by moses September 7, 2004

anti-American

1) Real anti-Americans are those that hate the United States to the point where they are willing to perform acts of treason and/or terrorism. (To state the blatantly obvious, see Osama bin Laden. I hate myself)
2) Those who have been labeled anti-American for disagreeing with the policies of the government and the President. (At the risk of sounding partisan, Michael Moore. I think he really does love the U.S.)

1) Why did I have to pander and say bin Laden... why?
2) Just because you love America doesn't mean you can't be ashamed of it.

by Moses September 14, 2004

pole cat

A weasellike, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo). Swedish.

Hofdaddy: "What is your favorite cartoon?"
Swede: "i always watch: Alex and john the polecat.."

by moses May 13, 2005

Koellner

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

by Moses December 13, 2004