Moses's definitions

Harry

A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.

Dude, that bitch had it coming, so I pulled a Harry on her in the morning.

by Moses February 4, 2004

beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 5, 2004

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003

BL Bomber

It is when a male takes a shit in the mouths of multiple girls at the same time - as they lie side by side in a row. It is also a symbolic gesture against current US foreign policies. This was perfected by an individual named Brandon at an Anti-War rally, and thus his initials are represented in the name.

All them bitches were lined up for a BL Bomber!

or

Damn, looks like Iraq is getting a BL Bomber!

by Moses February 4, 2004

merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

revolutionary

A person who advocates immediate, drastic change, often using violence. On far left of political spectrum, opposite of a reactionary.

Why do people not like the concept of revolutions in other countries? The United States was created because of a revolution, and we turned out alright.

by Moses June 16, 2004

Koellner

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

by Moses December 13, 2004