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A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.

Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.

Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.

Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.

Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...
Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?
by Moses February 6, 2005
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A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.
F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.
by Moses June 16, 2004
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The result when 'white' met 'bred'
I'm glad I'm not anglo-saxon...
by Moses July 14, 2004
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A weasellike, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo). Swedish.
Hofdaddy: "What is your favorite cartoon?"
Swede: "i always watch: Alex and john the polecat.."
by Moses March 23, 2005
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One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"
Koellner a name that will last in infamy.
by Moses December 13, 2004
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A Japanese flute used by gay people while they masturbate.
Pidge plays his gailoo everyday.
by Moses May 2, 2004
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