bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug
Pete uses bum sticks
by moses June 06, 2004
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Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.
Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.
by Moses November 24, 2003
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political spectrum

A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.
F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.
by Moses June 16, 2004
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anglo-saxon

The result when 'white' met 'bred'
I'm glad I'm not anglo-saxon...
by Moses July 14, 2004
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gailoo

A Japanese flute used by gay people while they masturbate.
Pidge plays his gailoo everyday.
by Moses May 02, 2004
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Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.
Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.
by Moses October 13, 2003
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merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.
"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"
by Moses August 24, 2004
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