mosit 

An incestuous father with great and powerful butt-lust in regards to his son.

or

An inter-dimensional sex toy.

Person 1: "That dude's a mosit."
Person 2: "Call Chris Hansen."

Person 1: "I used a mosit last night"
Person 2: "Which dimension did it end up in?"

mosit by masterblaster69 October 21, 2013

mosit 

An interdimensional sex toy derived from the word moist.

I was looking for Doctor Who when suddenly he whipped out a mosit!

mosit by buttocksman February 22, 2014

Mosit 

When something is more than moist, it becomes mosit. This is an exaggeration of moist level.

That girl was absolutely mosit mate!

Mosit by mymumabusesourdoghelp May 4, 2020

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.

At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"

Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022

Moist Lasagna 

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.

“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones

Moist Lasagna by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

moistballer 

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏

"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"

moistballer by NYFan930 December 6, 2016