Mosella is a kick-ass, awesome human being who is awesome and gets all the bitches. Mosella can say one word and people will die because she’s so awesome. Mosella wields the power of countless universes and can snuff out life with the click of a finger. Mosella is god. Mosella is Santa Claus. Mosella is the Tooth Fairy. Mosella is Ryan Reynolds. Mosella is everything holy in this world. Mosella definitely does not have a gambling addiction.
“Did you hear about Mosella?”
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*
by idonthaveagamblingaddiction November 10, 2022
Get the Mosella mug.Mosella is a short person who is not only super intelligent but also incredibly beautiful. In Greek Mythology Medusa would turn people to stone. Mosella had a similar effect, whoever bears witness to her extraordinary face will instantly explode from beauty overload. Mosella is also a godly being and is know and feard for being the slayer of Jesus. If Mosella doesn't like you then you'd better find a way to get on her good side fast because if you don't there is nowhere to hide she will find you and she will kill you with her cosmic powers.
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Guy 1: Hey look isn't that... Oh my god its Mosella.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
by Shorter than you April 28, 2023
Get the Mosella mug.Mosella is a short person who is not only super intelligent but also incredibly beautiful. In Greek Mythology Medusa would turn people to stone. Mosella had a similar effect, whoever bears witness to her extraordinary face will instantly explode from beauty overload. Mosella is also a godly being and is know and feard for being the slayer of Jesus. If Mosella doesn't like you then you'd better find a way to get on her good side fast because if you don't there is nowhere to hide she will find you and she will kill you with her cosmic powers.
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Guy 1: Hey look isn't that... Oh my god its Mosella.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
by Shorter than you April 28, 2023
Get the Mosella mug.one amazing, beautiful, and outgoing person who has every right to be loved and given tons of affection to. this person is adored by 99% of the people they meet, and makes everyone feel like a totally awesome person.
by yukonpotatoe March 13, 2018
Get the morella mug.Moselle is the most amazing girl to every walk the planet. she is god's gift to the earth.she is kind,beautiful, loving,comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. she is very hilarious and can make you laugh even on your saddest day. she has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart. A lovable girl who is talented and intellegent. She is musical and has a great singing voice,but sometimes lacks self-confidence and doesn't believe that she can achieve what she wants to, she can. She is a brilliant listener and gives great advice for friendship or boy problems! But needs someone to listen to Her and give her advice. If you have a Moselle you are very lucky, use her wisely,encourage her and give her advice as she needs someone to listen to her once in a while!Also She is naturally quiet, yet graceful girl who is difficult to get to know. She's very sweet, and she's a good girl, so she doesn't drink, hook up with guys,do drugs,smoke party. She's also independent and strong. However,she does want true love,and she's not interested in romance just for the sake of it. She wants the love of a soulmate. She is intelligent but she's not good at everything. She has a natural talent for singing and music and math, but she struggles with English. She always means well and wants to improve herself or someone else. However, she's quick to realize her mistakes and apologize to those she's hurt. No one can stay mad at her for too long because she's very sincere and humble.
by Anonymous071 December 1, 2019
Get the Moselle mug.To show disapproval by defficating in the floor of an institution that has caused one to feel they have been wronged.
by pkbooicu November 4, 2014
Get the The Morella mug.A beautiful, amazing, kind person. A person who deserves happiness the most out of everyone in the world. A person who deserves the best.
by godgamer420 October 25, 2019
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