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Mosella

Mosella is a kick-ass, awesome human being who is awesome and gets all the bitches. Mosella can say one word and people will die because she’s so awesome. Mosella wields the power of countless universes and can snuff out life with the click of a finger. Mosella is god. Mosella is Santa Claus. Mosella is the Tooth Fairy. Mosella is Ryan Reynolds. Mosella is everything holy in this world. Mosella definitely does not have a gambling addiction.

“Did you hear about Mosella?”
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*

by idonthaveagamblingaddiction November 10, 2022