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Mortonfied 

To be mortified by a Morton toe related subject, action or circumstance.
He went to suck my feet and was mortonfied my second toe was bigger than my first
Mortonfied by Miki Jackson February 16, 2023
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Mortified 

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Mortoned 

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned
Mortoned by smd001 January 18, 2011

Mortified216 

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.
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mortoned 

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.
He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.
mortoned by TC2 June 29, 2007

moronified 

A person who used to be considered normal who has taken on the characteristics of the morons he hangs out with is said to be moronified.
Dave is really moronified now that he spends all his time with Pete and Joe.
moronified by cardboard to death September 25, 2009

Mortified 

getting railed so hard that it is a mortifying experince
I got absolutely mortified last night
Mortified by S1ayer23 November 9, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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