Mortoned

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

by smd001 January 18, 2011

mortoned

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.

He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.

by TC2 June 29, 2007

Mormoned

When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.

You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.

"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009