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mortoned
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When an athlete of another sport believes they can
transition
to
mixed martial arts
without proper training and proceeds to get knocked
the fuck out
.
He lasted
just
38
seconds
before
getting
mortoned.
mortoned
by
TC2
June 29, 2007
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