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The last name of an evil doer.
Marian married an evil doer named Quincy Mortier.
Mortier by JF080303 October 20, 2008
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mortereve 

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.
I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.
mortereve by berninbush July 20, 2017
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Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.
Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Famous Mortimer

Famous Mortimer is the fictional director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie") appearing throughout Mr. Show sketches. He appears only once, as a background character. In his one appearance, he was played by comedian Patton Oswalt.
Did you see that Famous Mortimer sketch on Mr. Show with Bob and David?
Famous Mortimer by Dj_kulture August 3, 2006

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette 

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please
–adjective, comparative of much, of many, of most, with mostess as the superlative
1. in greater quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number
2. additional or further
3. in plenary capacity and replete with ubiquity
shiznitbullshit bingopropsadoration
Daughter to Dad: "I love you"
Dad to daughter: "I love you more"
Daughter to Dad: "I love you morther"
morther by uzi_ March 14, 2009

Mortimer Jordan 

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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