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Dirty Mortenson
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The act of banging a chick
in the ass
, then
getting head
, and then
French kissing
her
That hoe from the club
last night
tried to give me a dirty
Mortenson
. I kicked her
the fuck out
!
Dirty Mortenson
by
520supra
August 25, 2014
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