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1 definition by
12344552gvg
Mortensen
Someone who is usually
pissy
. Kind of a bitch. They
dye
their hair red or green because they just don't
give a fuck
.
Also known as a sexual freak.
Man 1: You see
that girl
over there
?
Man 2: Yeah... she
seems like
such a Mortensen.
by
12344552gvg
February 7, 2019
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