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Mortensen 

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.

Mortensen by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019