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morseplow 

A move performed during sexual intercourse, usually performed while penetrating from behind. To do this one must ensure that a wall or other hard object is nearby. Near climax the giving partner thrusts fiercely slamming the receiving partner's head into the wall rendering them unconscious. This allows the person delivering the morseplow to leave easily.
Jenafer, "My head hurts this morning."
Lukas, " Don't your remember?"
Jenafer, "Remember what?"
Lukas, "The morseplow. Nevermind then."
morseplow by sweetlou69 May 22, 2010
The Anglicized spelling of the German pronunciation of the superlative form of the English words "Yes" and "More".
Positive! Comparative! Superlative! Yes! More! Morscht! In that order!
Morscht by Morscht is a real word! August 19, 2022
A man, commonly from oriental origin, who sleeps with many girls daily. When not sleeping with multiple girls, this man is off clubbing and getting totally hammered. Also he could be shreding it up skiing on a local mountain. A Morsch is capable of skiing beyond a pro level.

"Wow! That man gets poo like Morsch!"
bitch p masta cunt muff diver rug muncher Morschweezy
Morsch by DaMastaOPooo April 26, 2009
gets mad domage and poo in the orient and blazes like none otha. Stratton steez balla who pops mad triple backs every day, basically a faggot. his achievements include the invention of bocce, the jerk circle, and proud nugget helper
Kenny:..........

Morsch: Do it you wont

Morsculate 

To excrete any type of fluid, anywhere
Dude, I just mopped, why did you have to morsculate everywhere!?
Morsculate by ra_starz_again October 8, 2010
Gets poo all day err day. He hoe hops keepin his dick fresh on the block. No chick is a challenge for a morsch, all he do is show his sick ass skill on the dj booth or throw down hard on the flo, the girls line UP for a peek at that thing. Morsch has never seen a grenade and hes actually the fourth member ( with Pauly D, the situation, and Vinny) in promoting a grenade free america, hes at the most excludive clubs that you have to be an international model or professional skiing twins to get in.

And then theres Kobe B, the Morsch's side kick, sorta like his main man, kobe does his thing, being black and all, and morsch pops in on his 5 and pick his choice of the myriad waiting. Dude you dont even know...

This marauder isnt out for fun. He does his shit for real. Yea hes huge, he eats fuckin chickin and superpump all day, what do you think helps him in all his gang fights with guns and swords and all sorts of that jackie chan shit. Hes balls deep my man.

Keep a fresh ass eye out for this pimp ass desperado. Prepped in his platinum limeted edition maad loot jordans, ill ass jeans, a crisp beer logoed shit, and them big ass guns. A morsch is in it deep. Hk whaddap, The morsch is rollin through
Morsch read this," "In forbeys magazine...
More like superdump- Morsch
Morsch by theotisWinebarrel September 14, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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