morseplow 

A move performed during sexual intercourse, usually performed while penetrating from behind. To do this one must ensure that a wall or other hard object is nearby. Near climax the giving partner thrusts fiercely slamming the receiving partner's head into the wall rendering them unconscious. This allows the person delivering the morseplow to leave easily.

Jenafer, "My head hurts this morning."
Lukas, " Don't your remember?"
Jenafer, "Remember what?"
Lukas, "The morseplow. Nevermind then."

morseplow by sweetlou69 May 22, 2010

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.

1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

sleepy moosepower by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018