"ayo you heard about Morpheas, he just gave some dude a sloppy Samsung guak guak triple squat 720 landslide on this dudes cock in the back alleyway over there"
by blazingsemitruck42069 January 19, 2022
Get the Morpheas mug.From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
by Captian America89 November 8, 2011
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To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
by ari the greek January 11, 2008
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Get the morpheus mug.A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:
Priest: And so we lay him to rest-
Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
Priest: And so we lay him to rest-
Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
by nexusvip June 2, 2008
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Get the morpheus tokata mug.When a man ejaculates into a pill organizer and asks if you want to take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. The partner then takes all of their pills for the day.
Did you seriously just White Morpheus my pills for this week and ask me if I'm beginning to believe?
by White Morpheus May 24, 2020
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