Morpheas 

He's a hot ass boned-up jew who can dick you down any day of the week even if you're a guy or girl.

"ayo you heard about Morpheas, he just gave some dude a sloppy Samsung guak guak triple squat 720 landslide on this dudes cock in the back alleyway over there"

Morpheas by blazingsemitruck42069 January 19, 2022

Morpheus Logic 

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.

Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.

Morpheus Logic by Captian America89 November 8, 2011

Calling Morpheus 

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008

morpheus 

Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix

Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again

morpheus by Ultros August 12, 2003

Morpheus is fighting Neo! 

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.

Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!

Morpheus is fighting Neo! by nexusvip June 2, 2008

morpheus tokata 

When someone hacks your league of legends account and changes your summoner name to this...

Oh man someone Morpheus Tokata'd me..

morpheus tokata by WatermelonGalaxy June 16, 2016

White Morpheus 

When a man ejaculates into a pill organizer and asks if you want to take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. The partner then takes all of their pills for the day.

Did you seriously just White Morpheus my pills for this week and ask me if I'm beginning to believe?

White Morpheus by White Morpheus May 24, 2020