Morotto
Morotto by the taco kid April 26, 2020
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Moronto
I LOVE Moronto and I'm a proud Morontonian.
I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.
I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!
I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.
I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.
I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!
I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.
Moronto by Rotten Johnny March 6, 2014
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morontorium by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
Morontologist
A designation reserved for individuals exhibiting a remarkable level of ineptitude and incompetence, suggests that their exceptional expertise lies solely in displaying a consistent pattern of moronic behavior.
Morontologist by Angusio Charlimio July 31, 2023
Morontourage
Morontourage by joeybagodonutsthethird September 25, 2016
moroton
Moroton is someone who can’t find their name everywhere and don’t even know the meaning of their name. It was a nickname… it was a really cute one so they decide to keep it. It was a name that you couldn’t tell the gender of… Morotons like to make jokes and doesn’t take everything seriously… yet sometimes like to be analytical for no damn reason. They would also try to prove you wrong and argue for fun. They love their friends and show different sides of themselves to each friend. Last but not least procrastination at its finest….