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Where you'll find the largest population of Morons in Canada; Toronto.
I LOVE Moronto and I'm a proud Morontonian.

I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.

I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!

I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.
Moronto by Rotten Johnny March 6, 2014
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morontorium

A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.
I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.
morontorium by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Morontologist 

A designation reserved for individuals exhibiting a remarkable level of ineptitude and incompetence, suggests that their exceptional expertise lies solely in displaying a consistent pattern of moronic behavior.
You are actually a morontologist!

moottons 

When you are able to see moobs through a mans shirt due to his shirt pulling tight and forming an opening between 2 buttons.
"WOW look at that guys moottons!" "His moobs are so big he has moottons"
moottons by ! A N August 3, 2006

Morontourage

Look at that morontourage, they look like a bunch of idiots.
Morontourage by joeybagodonutsthethird September 25, 2016
Moroton is someone who can’t find their name everywhere and don’t even know the meaning of their name. It was a nickname… it was a really cute one so they decide to keep it. It was a name that you couldn’t tell the gender of… Morotons like to make jokes and doesn’t take everything seriously… yet sometimes like to be analytical for no damn reason. They would also try to prove you wrong and argue for fun. They love their friends and show different sides of themselves to each friend. Last but not least procrastination at its finest….
Moroton is so cool
Moroton is a menace to society

Moroton is your friend who may or may not ghost you
moroton by Moroton November 24, 2021
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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