Moronto 

Where you'll find the largest population of Morons in Canada; Toronto.

I LOVE Moronto and I'm a proud Morontonian.

I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.

I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!

I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.

Moronto by Rotten Johnny March 6, 2014

moronoscopy 

A medical procedure of bashing something blunt up someone's arse to assess the level of their moronism.

Mate, you sound like a bloody stupid cunt. You definitely need to have a Moronoscopy done!

moronoscopy by Fuckingstupidsite November 14, 2013

Moronovich

A man or woman of intellectual or upper-class mien who is, contrary to appearance, in fact a complete idiot. The "ovich" is used to humorously connote the upper-class sense by suggesting that their multi-syllable name is foreign or from old money.

In an attempt to impress his client, the moronovich ordered the most expensive wine on the menu, unaware that the bottle was notoriously overpriced.

Moronovich by dontwanna June 10, 2013

moontower 

A place where sex, booze, and debauchery come together.

One night of passion (at the moontower)

moontower by Matt Almighty March 30, 2007

Moronosaurus 

A Moronosaurus is The dumbest mammal on earth. The variation, Moronosaurus Rex, is the dumbest of the dumb.

Ever have someone that is so dumb it's mind numbing? They are most like a rare species of Moronosaurus.

That Don is such a moronosaurus. He can't do anything right.

If I have to listen to that moronosaurus one more time I think I might have to join the School of Dumbasses.

Moronosaurus by Bodily Harm August 17, 2008

moronotorist 

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.

Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.

moronotorist by Downstrike December 28, 2005

moronologic 

The logic that pertains to morons, idiots, etc. Other forms include: moronologically and moronological.

Wendy feared the moronological thinking that filled the room.

moronologic by BrokenDreams September 7, 2005