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monotony 

The practice of restricting oneself to having sex with only one other person.

synonym: monogamy
A: Hey dude, wanna go hire some hookers?

B: No thanks, I'm trying to practice monotony.
monotony by stultus January 27, 2010
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Mundane Monotony 

The 9 to 5 drag. The somebody else's business that you can't control. Robot like. Repetitiveness. Basic bitch. 401k shit. Not a creative stitch in you is what they prefer.
I will try to make a change in my schedule to make my job more enjoyable by avoiding the mundane monotony.
Mundane Monotony by misstara007 October 12, 2021
Moroton is someone who can’t find their name everywhere and don’t even know the meaning of their name. It was a nickname… it was a really cute one so they decide to keep it. It was a name that you couldn’t tell the gender of… Morotons like to make jokes and doesn’t take everything seriously… yet sometimes like to be analytical for no damn reason. They would also try to prove you wrong and argue for fun. They love their friends and show different sides of themselves to each friend. Last but not least procrastination at its finest….
Moroton is so cool
Moroton is a menace to society

Moroton is your friend who may or may not ghost you
moroton by Moroton November 24, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026