Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.

"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."

by bear krills January 20, 2010

Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

by timofo February 18, 2009

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Poop on a Sunday morning

Pooping on a sunday morning.

my family goes pooping on a sunday morning

by Terrence April 13, 2003

Morningwood Rainbow

The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow

Dude I Woke Up With Morningwood, and My Dick Was So Hard I Had To Pull A Morningwood Rainbow.

by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009