Morkitis 

A girl that you know, that really wants a morkie to the point for Desperation

Aka morkitis

Meggie: I really want a morkie, I'm willing to take my life if my mommy doesn't buy me one. God this morkitis is driving me crazy

Ben: Jeez meggie its only a dog chillaz

Morkitis by H20flow January 26, 2009

Morgitis 

When something on your body looks dead.

After Dusty ran a marathon his feet had morgitis.

Morgitis by Dragonmoon July 10, 2018

moraitis 

a young women who needs to go toilet 24/7 it is what it is some one might say but hay you know what they say moraitis is a epic cool epic cool teacher frfr

Wow Mrs Moraitis is the best teacher ever in the whole world

moraitis by NiggaDeng December 1, 2022

Monkitis 

The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.

Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.

*COUGH OWW* I think I've got MONKITIS

Monkitis by WordPrinter January 17, 2021