Monkitis 

The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.

Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.

*COUGH OWW* I think I've got MONKITIS

Monkitis by WordPrinter January 17, 2021

Monitis 

Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.

" I have these symptoms"

"You have Monitis"

Monitis by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007

monitism

A way of enduring everything in funny way yet getting to solve things outside once endiviour.

Monitism is the best.

monitism by Monit August 13, 2021

Monditis 

A condition in which the subject is extremely hungover and/or sore and/or sick from the previous weekend.

I can't go to school today, Mom, I've come down with a terrible case of monditis.

Monditis by Indotoker December 2, 2010

Morkitis 

A girl that you know, that really wants a morkie to the point for Desperation

Aka morkitis

Meggie: I really want a morkie, I'm willing to take my life if my mommy doesn't buy me one. God this morkitis is driving me crazy

Ben: Jeez meggie its only a dog chillaz

Morkitis by H20flow January 26, 2009