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When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.

- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?

Morgan Freemaned by Harvard Dropout June 10, 2018

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Morgan Freeman

God

Morgan Freeman is God

Morgan Freeman by Octosc August 24, 2017

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morgan freeman's voice

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.

Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.

morgan freeman's voice by FBIsurveillanceVan January 16, 2016

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The Morgan Freeman

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.

My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.

The Morgan Freeman by Thompison333 October 17, 2019

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Morgan Freeman Law

If a movie, TV special, or any source of entertainment that involves with Morgan Freeman, then it is worth watching. Even if the story is horrible or confusing, you have to admit that Morgan Freeman did a great job in that production because it's Morgan Freeman. For example, Evan Almighty has a horrible story, but the only reason why you would want to watch it all over again it's because of Morgan Freeman. Another example is The Love Guru. That movie is horrible from the start to finish, but the only thing you would praise about that movie is Morgan Freeman's voice because it's Morgan Freeman.

Guy 1: Dude, Now You See Me was confusing!
Guy 2: I know right? But I'm here for Morgan Freeman!
Guy 1: Why man?
Guy 2: The Morgan Freeman Law. He's pretty kickass in it.

Morgan Freeman Law by MorFree September 14, 2013

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Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

Morgan Freeman by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

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Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

Sleeping Morgan Freeman by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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