Morbalogy 

Noun:

The religious belief that Morbius is the only way to have true happiness and joy. This generally involves watching Morbius on a daily basis to improve physical and mental strength. Being a Morbalogist generally comes with immense popularity and newfound power, without any negative side effects.

“My popular friend Joe? Yeah, he’s a Morbalogist. That’s why he’s so popular.”

“I believe in Morbalogy.”

Morbalogy by smobowser May 13, 2022

Morbality 

A group of emos, goths and other weirdass mother fukers in black.

Go raid your local hot topic. Go touch grass.

Person 1: Did you hear, Kevin is now in a Morbality.
Person 2: fucking dumbass.

Morbality by TJ MaxxASS March 3, 2022

Morbology 

Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.

The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.

Morbology by Homonot May 29, 2022

Mordology 

The study of the creatures of Mordor, only a select few today are granted this title, Tolkien was among them.

Me:I wish I were an expert in Mordology...
Me:Wow... What happened last night?

Mordology by SushiMan May 24, 2008

marbology 

The study of marbles under ridiculously theoretical circumstances.

"What would happen if a marble was dropped off an airplane into a pool?"
"Hmm, sounds like a question for a marbology professor. People study those sort of things you know."

marbology by Professor of Marbology November 17, 2011

Morbology 

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

Morbology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

moblogymous 

having allegiance to one particular blog

I used to be moblogymous with my Live Journal but lately Facebook and I have been enagged in an passionate, adulterous relationship.

moblogymous by Yingli January 12, 2009