Morbalogy

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The religious belief that Morbius is the only way to have true happiness and joy. This generally involves watching Morbius on a daily basis to improve physical and mental strength. Being a Morbalogist generally comes with immense popularity and newfound power, without any negative side effects.

“My popular friend Joe? Yeah, he’s a Morbalogist. That’s why he’s so popular.”

“I believe in Morbalogy.”

Morbalogy by smobowser May 13, 2022

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Morbality

A group of emos, goths and other weirdass mother fukers in black.

Go raid your local hot topic. Go touch grass.

Person 1: Did you hear, Kevin is now in a Morbality.
Person 2: fucking dumbass.

Morbality by TJ MaxxASS March 3, 2022

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Morbology

Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.

The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.

Morbology by Homonot May 29, 2022

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Mordology

The study of the creatures of Mordor, only a select few today are granted this title, Tolkien was among them.

Me:I wish I were an expert in Mordology...
Me:Wow... What happened last night?

Mordology by SushiMan May 24, 2008

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marbology

The study of marbles under ridiculously theoretical circumstances.

"What would happen if a marble was dropped off an airplane into a pool?"
"Hmm, sounds like a question for a marbology professor. People study those sort of things you know."

marbology by Professor of Marbology November 17, 2011

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Morbology

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

Morbology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

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moblogymous

having allegiance to one particular blog

I used to be moblogymous with my Live Journal but lately Facebook and I have been enagged in an passionate, adulterous relationship.

moblogymous by Yingli January 12, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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