mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

mopey dick by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

Mopey Dick by valigarmander August 30, 2011

Mopy Dick 

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

Mopy Dick by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

Money Dick 

A term used to describe people who suck up to someone who is a nice girl/guy that everyone pretends to be friends with just because they have money.

~James got a money dick. Buying shit for all his homies.

- Goldiggers like sucking on that money dick.

Money Dick by Grammar Lady January 23, 2015

Mobey Dick 

Any man who takes sexual desire to women of extreme size and weight, whito is a clear example of participating in these activities as he has a profound interest in women who have a large stature.

geeze! Mobey loves a good whale, Thats the 4th BBW video hes watched today. Hes a real Mobey Dick!

Mobey Dick by Stinky Fag 69 August 28, 2021

big dick money 

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

big dick money by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

Dick Money 

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

Dick Money by Qdino April 25, 2014