8 definitions by valigarmander

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Declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.
Brad slapped Ted on the ass in the shower room and then yelled "Not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.
by Valigarmander August 27, 2007
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1. (改造) Japanese word meaning "modded" or "hacked".
2. A genre of ridiculously difficult video game hacks that tend to feature a lot of trial-and-error gameplay. Named for the Super Mario World ROM hack "Kaizo Mario World".
3. Anything resembling a kaizo hack in difficulty.
1 & 2. "Have you tried Kaizo Pac-Man yet? It's pretty intense."
3. "Shit, this game is really kaizo."
by Valigarmander April 02, 2013
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Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.
"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."
by Valigarmander August 26, 2007
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A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.
Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.
by valigarmander March 15, 2012
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Erectile dysfunction.
Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.
by valigarmander August 28, 2011
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The labored sigh that fat people make whenever they sit down, stand up, pick up something heavy, climb a short flight of stairs, reach for something on a high shelf, etc.
Louie Anderson let out a fat sigh as he plopped down onto the sofa.
by Valigarmander May 02, 2011
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When a dog sits down and drags its butt along the ground.
Eww, Pluto's doing the booty scootie on the new Berber carpet!
by Valigarmander July 10, 2011
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