Definitions by valigarmander

kaizo 

1. (改造) Japanese word meaning "modded" or "hacked".
2. A genre of ridiculously difficult video game hacks that tend to feature a lot of trial-and-error gameplay. Named for the Super Mario World ROM hack "Kaizo Mario World".
3. Anything resembling a kaizo hack in difficulty.

1 & 2. "Have you tried Kaizo Pac-Man yet? It's pretty intense."
3. "Shit, this game is really kaizo."

kaizo by Valigarmander April 2, 2013

raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.

Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.

raw dog assassin by valigarmander August 1, 2012

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

Mopey Dick by valigarmander August 30, 2011

the Ryu 

A lame dance consisting of standing in one spot and bouncing on your heels with your arms raised at chest level, ala Ryu's idle stance in Street Fighter. Popular at raves.

The awkward kid did "the Ryu" by himself in the corner of room at the party.

the Ryu by valigarmander August 29, 2011

booty scootie 

When a dog sits down and drags its butt along the ground.

Eww, Pluto's doing the booty scootie on the new Berber carpet!

booty scootie by Valigarmander July 10, 2011

fat sigh 

The labored sigh that fat people make whenever they sit down, stand up, pick up something heavy, climb a short flight of stairs, reach for something on a high shelf, etc.

Louie Anderson let out a fat sigh as he plopped down onto the sofa.

fat sigh by Valigarmander May 26, 2011

not gay 

Declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.

Brad slapped Ted on the ass in the shower room and then yelled "Not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.

not gay by Valigarmander September 4, 2007