Mootii

Only one person in the world is named this....
and that's me

Mootii is the only Mootii in the world

by Mootii November 21, 2021

mootika

A double chin cow who teaches 13 year olds and makes them fail geography

Why is that class always failing geography?
Mootika teaches them of course

by random_gurl_07 February 14, 2020

mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.

*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

by CrispyCrustyKid May 6, 2021

Mortiis

An excellent abience/insustrial synth artist who has an amazing stage show and wears goblin/troll make-up.

Mortiis fucking owns.

by Chris Macabre March 5, 2004

Mootzing

To die in a water related accident due to one's own stupidity, usually in a flooded wash. To experience extreme and potentially deadly weather.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who tried to swim in the flooded wash in the middle of the storm?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy was totally in for a mootzing."

by midget stomper September 11, 2012

mortiis

Mortiis may be the most original artist ever. There are many myths about the mystic Mortiis but who knows what is true and what is false. Mortiis has published a book called Secrets of my Kingdom which some people believe contains a knowledge unfit for the human psyche, causing those who read it to go instantly insane. Lately he has gone more commercial then before, but how can we understand the complex mind of this beeing who is so much greater then us.

Mortiis is the embodiment of greatness itself - the deaf sage of R`yleh

by fiestacat April 16, 2004

mootie

Someone who you follow, who also follows you back.

Bestie, my fav mootie has 100,000 followers❗❗I'm supporting small creators 🥰🥺✨

by O1af_90 June 14, 2021