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Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"
Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Mooseses 

the plural form of the word Moose.
Hey Jess, do you see that group of mooseses over there?
Mooseses by John Jacob Bartholomew January 2, 2012

mooselet 

a baby moose. Sometimes it looks like a kitten, but its really a moose with primordial dwarfism.
mooselet goes meow!
mooselet by Rachel Farewell December 9, 2008

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
Word of the Day on March 27, 2019

Mooselem 

Did you see that mooselem they were talking aboot, eh?
Mooselem by Canadian Turkey Bacon September 25, 2013
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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