Mooseye

A limbless Moose that’s on the loose

Look at all these mooseye

Mooseye by YeetusFeeths October 26, 2018

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.

"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"

Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Mooseses 

the plural form of the word Moose.

Hey Jess, do you see that group of mooseses over there?

Mooseses by John Jacob Bartholomew January 2, 2012

mooselet 

a baby moose. Sometimes it looks like a kitten, but its really a moose with primordial dwarfism.

mooselet goes meow!

mooselet by Rachel Farewell December 9, 2008

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Mooselem 

A canadian of the islamic belief.

Did you see that mooselem they were talking aboot, eh?

Mooselem by Canadian Turkey Bacon September 25, 2013