Moosebear

Once there was a bear who lived in the mountains and he was a bit lonely, so he went down from the mountains. He found a moose farm and said hello to the mooses and they said hello back. They gave him some sticks to put on his head so he looked like a moose. But then the moose farmer came and locked the mooses in their pen to sleep. He didn't realise that the bear wasn't a moose! But the bear didn't mind because he liked being a moose and he wasn't lonely anymore. So he stayed being a moose forever! And that's where the word moosebear comes from.

Max is a big moosebear!

by daniel4389 January 13, 2011

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

MoonBear

Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.

Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"

by h0bbits May 24, 2014

MoonBear

Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.

Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"

by h0bbits May 24, 2014

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Mooseback

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.

We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.

by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

mousybear

1.)A mouse and a bear

2.)Also the best thing you will ever see

Person 1 :I'm a mousybear!

Person 2 :ZOMG

by Teh Mango Raper October 23, 2008