moosenuts 

actual meaning: It's a term for a sign of aging in a man, (Canadian origin) It's the time when your testicles hang down lower than the tip of your penis.

You could tell he was getting old as he had developed moosenuts

moosenuts by Helga Bungerbutt May 9, 2013

Moosenuts Idaho 

Middle of friggin' nowhere; slightly less further away than bum fuck egypt. Often used to describe an unknown, but seemingly far away place.

John's on vacation somewhere in Moosenuts Idaho.

Moosenuts Idaho by gridepsilon February 14, 2010

moosesus 

(pl. n) many moose. just too many moose. this is the end.

(n.) moose Jesus

My friend was stampeded by moosesus.

Moosesus, our lord and Savior, then revived them.

moosesus by sylvee177 April 29, 2020

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

moose nuts 

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

moose nuts by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

moosesus 

the true plural for moose

Look at all those moosesus!

moosesus by sylvee177 April 29, 2020

moosetits

crazy, not in touch with reality, confused

andy is moosetits if he thinks he's funny

moosetits by obvsly September 11, 2008