MooseBurgs

A fully grown man with the antlers of a large moose. Could easily lift an actual moose over his head but is humble and doesn't want to show off. Can be seen flirting with a Stacy or humping footballs.

Hottie #1 OMG what is that abomination?
Hottie #2 Oh that's just MooseBurgs, don't startle him or he will gore you. He gored Jeremy last year.

by MooseBurgs April 6, 2022

mouseburger

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

Mooseburger

Slang for cunnilingus.

I was watching the lesbians eating mooseburger.

by badDiplomat October 25, 2008

moosebumps

pronoun

1. Something that is funny and creepy at the same time so you get goosebumps

2. When you laugh so hard you get the goosebumps

Man, that's giving me the moosebumps.

by 72trombones December 10, 2019

Mossburgshotty11

A Leader in the Broccoli Faction.

Mossburgshotty11 is the best leader in Broccoli

by 123sozloser December 16, 2019

Moosebumps

The goosebumps that occur in the moments of a man's life that are actually important, such as the end of Gladiator or Top Gun, or the moment when you find out the party will have a keg.

"Shut the fuck up bro you are a homo if you don't have moosebumps right now my little brother just killed his first fourty"

by MCarlucci April 21, 2010

Moosebumps

Something you DO NOT want on your nuts.

-see also Dr. Octagon

Mom, i can't was the dishes i have moosebumps.

by bibi 487 February 29, 2004